Strike three, ball four, OTC Mevacor’ll tie the score
Yer blind, FDA,
Yer blind, FDA,
Ya mus’ be out-a yer mind, FDA!

Strike three
Ball four
OTC Mevacor’ll tie the score
Fly ball
Double play
Lipitor wins again today

Those damn Advisors
Why can’t we beat ’em?
Pravachol’s safe, Lipitor’s put, Crestor’s safe, Crestor’s put, Mevacor’s safe, Mevacor’s out

Yer blind, FDA,
Yer blind, FDA, you must be out of yer mind, FDA

[sung to the tune “Six Months Out of Every Year”; Damn Yankees]

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